U-Haulin’ Cross Country T-Shirt

Some couples take it slow. Others rent a U-Haul, cross three state lines, and pick matching dish towels in week two.

The U-Haulin’ Cross Country T-Shirt is a hilarious nod to sapphic culture and the legendary lesbian tradition of moving in faster than Amazon Prime shipping.

Soft, witty, and perfect for Pride events, road trips, or casual weekends, this tee is made for anyone who’s ever debated between “road trip” and “relocation.” Whether you’re hauling across the country or just across the street, this shirt keeps the queer love energy going strong.

• Ultra-soft cotton: Built for long drives, love songs, and spontaneous detours
  

• Unisex fit: Comfortable and flattering for all genders
  

• Queer culture wink: Sparks knowing nods from anyone who’s lived this love story.
  

• Perfect for Pride & beyond: A must-have for LGBTQ+ road trips, brunch dates, or gifting.

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Orders ship in 5–7 business days, as each item is made just for you. Please allow extra time during busy seasons like Pride Month. Thanks for supporting queer-owned fashion crafted with pride.