Clit Happens Classic Rope Hat

Because sometimes… it just does.

This classic rope hat says what everyone’s thinking (but most are too afraid to Google). Featuring the bold phrase “Clit Happens” printed across the front, it’s a cheeky nod to sapphic love, lesbian joy, and knowing your way around a little anatomy. 

With a structured crown, vintage rope detail, and a fit that works on every head, this hat brings humor, pride, and just enough scandal to your day. Wear it to the farmer’s market, a pride march, or your next “gal pal” brunch. It’s subtle. It’s sapphic. It’s a conversation starter… or ender.

Because lesbian visibility matters — and so does clitoral awareness.

Details:

• Classic rope hat style with adjustable snapback

• “Clit Happens” design in clean, bold lettering

• Lightweight, structured fit — made to wear loud and proud

• Great for lesbians, sapphics, allies with a sense of humor, and anatomy enthusiasts