Sapphic Chaos Coordinator Foam Trucker Hat

Every queer friend group has her — the one who knows where the snacks are, remembers everyone’s birth chart, and somehow ends up corralling a gaggle of gays through a pride parade, thrift store, or spontaneous road trip with nothing but vibes and iced coffee. Yeah. That’s you.

The Sapphic Chaos Coordinator foam trucker hat was made for the unofficial team captain of beautifully unhinged adventures. With sapphic flag-inspired lettering and a retro mesh back, it’s got all the energy of “organized chaos, but make it lesbian.”

• “Sapphic Chaos Coordinator” in bold, colorful type for maximum lesbian leadership energy

• Classic foam trucker style with a breathable mesh back and adjustable fit

• Ideal for pride weekends, chaotic errands, and impromptu interventions

• Made by a queer-owned brand that gets it